being the fat friend like
Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity