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lnalloweentown:

being the fat friend like

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(via itswhateverhaha)

cxrtez:

*gets a compliment*

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(via allyseniqua)

dboybaker:

thedreadpiratejames:

theothercogirl:

tatmanblue:

Amazing

Awww

Wow. That took guts.

At first I was like okay why are we throwing away a ladder and then my heart melted.
True story.
  • How I flirt: *stares from distance*

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

(via hiilikelukebryan)

breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

(Source: breadmaakesyoufat, via hiilikelukebryan)

hugstyles:

why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

(via hiilikelukebryan)

  • cop: do you know why i pulled you over?
  • me: yea bc you saw this big ass kush blunt and wanna hit it
  • cop: fuck yea bruh

iwantabrickbybrick:

my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity

(via hiilikelukebryan)

spookytotodile:

when u catch someone lookin at you for like the 15th time and u just like damn u tryna holla or what

(Source: 420dongsquad, via hiilikelukebryan)