Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity
when u catch someone lookin at you for like the 15th time and u just like damn u tryna holla or what
y’all bleed outta your vaginas
once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene
you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
and yet you just go about your daily business like
girls are fucking badass.